Tad

It struck me, after my date with Tad, that his name was an appropriate acronym: Total Asshole of a Date.

He told me I looked good "for 30." When I said I was frugal, he proposed marriage. Need I say more?

As for needing corruption, it's true, he does. More than almost anyone I've ever met, in fact. But the thing is, he just isn't worth the trouble. New shoes or no, I refuse to put myself through another minute of his company.

So...

Back to work. Today: scouting in Skokie.